This popped up on my main Pinterest page and it made me laugh. Especially when Tom said, “What’s the diet, be too offended by your food to eat anything?”
I also found this on Pinterest. I think somebody maybe got a headline and a picture mixed up?
Dr. Dre, pictured on the left, lost a three-year trademark battle with a gynecologist and “sexpert” name Dr. Draion Burch, or Dr. Drai. The rapper feels that because Dr. Drai is a media personality whose nickname is pronounced the same, that the public would be confused when they looked up Dr. Dre and were presented with a book called 20 Things You May Not Know About The Vagina. I mean, you could be halfway through that book before you thought, “Waaaaait a minute, I’m confused by the lack of reference to “bitches and hos” in this publication. And where’s the foreward by Eminem?!”
The US Patent and Trademark Office dismissed Dr. Dre’s objections to Dr. Burch going by Dr. Drai because they said consumers would be able to distinguish between the 53-year-old musician and the medical doctor. I’m surprised they came to this conclusion about the intelligence of people when we live in a world that feels it necessary to write warnings such as these…..
But hey, let’s all be optimistic, right? In all honesty, I don’t like the look of that Dr. Drai guy. He looks creepy to me and that smug smile of his says “I know more about your vagina than you do!” and I don’t like it.
Here are a few vagina facts that I didn’t know (these are not from the book…I just found them online).
- Around 8 in every 10,000 women are born with two vaginas, a condition known as uterus didelphys and “really it’s much less fun than it sounds”.
Much less fun than it sounds?! I feel like this fact had to be written by a man. I don’t believe there’s a single woman in this world who would think, “Wow! Two vaginas, doesn’t that sound like a blast!”
2. The “G-spot” is not actually a spot but a rough-textured area.
Well, I don’t know about y’all but this fact pretty much blew my mind. Here I was thinking it was a small concentric circle, pretty much target-shaped. All sorts of misconceptions are just absolutely shattered now.
I’m heading off to work. Have a wonderful day, you beautiful people.